Create a touchscreen or mouse control game called 'Ludicrous Pandemonium' with bizarre physics, nonsensical gameplay objectives, grotesque characters, eye-hurting visuals, awkward and frustrating controls, and endless, pointless levels. Gameplay Design: Implement tapping, dragging, and clicking to interact with random objects on screen. Every input triggers chaotic reactions like explosions of colors, characters spinning wildly, or random teleportations. Utilize bizarre physics where gravity constantly changes direction, rendering movements unpredictable. Game Objectives: Design levels with meaningless goals such as collecting an infinite number of randomly generated items that serve no purpose. Each level should seem endless, with unexpected transitions based on random criteria such as time or sheer chaos level. Visual Design: Use clashing colors and grotesque visuals to create an eye-hurting experience. Characters should look absurd and defy normal anatomy. Control Mechanics: Implement intentionally awkward controls like delayed reactions and backwards movement to amplify frustration. Level Design: Levels transition without a coherent pattern. Each level should feel different in chaos, with increasing nonsensical elements as players progress endlessly. Emphasize absurdity over logical progression, ensuring players are amused and baffled continuously.

Design the most ridiculously absurd, chaotic game imaginable for touchscreen or mouse control, featuring bizarre physics, nonsensical gameplay objectives, grotesque characters, eye-hurting visuals, intentionally awkward and frustrating controls, and endless, pointless levels - making it unquestionably the dumbest, craziest game of the century.

Q: How would you like the player to interact with the game (e.g., tapping, dragging, clicking) and what actions should trigger which absurd outcomes?
A: tapping, dragging, clicking, making sound

Q: Could you provide more details on the nonsensical objectives and the progression of endless, pointless levels (for instance, is there a scoring system or unexpected level transitions)?
A: nah, you decide