Create the world's worst platformer game in English.

## Player Movement
- Implement slow, delayed, and imprecise movement response to player inputs, simulating a latency of approximately 500 milliseconds.

## Platforms
- Add randomly placed invisible platforms and visible platforms that may disappear when the player lands on them to create an unpredictable environment.

## Enemies
- Design enemies with unpredictable movement patterns and inconsistent collision detection, featuring hitboxes that are either larger or smaller than the visible sprites.

## Power-ups
- Place collectibles randomly that have variable effects; some should be helpful while others detrimental (e.g., reverse controls or instant player death).

## Levels
- Incorporate a mechanic where player progress is randomly reset without warning or checkpoints, adding to the overall frustration.

## Audio
- Use a short, extremely repetitive music loop and add random loud noises to distract and annoy players.

## UI
- Design a cluttered and unclear interface with misleading elements, such as mislabeled buttons that trigger incorrect actions.

## Ads
- Introduce ads that pop up at critical moments, interrupting gameplay and amplifying frustration.

## Performance
- Simulate random lag spikes or freezes to disrupt the smoothness of gameplay.

## Visual Theme
- Use an overly bright, clashing color scheme, combining neon greens, pinks, and yellows. Integrate mismatched pixel-art and vector graphics, along with poorly cropped and distorted stock images for backgrounds.

## Controls
- Utilize standard keyboard controls like arrow keys or WASD for movement and the spacebar for jumping, but ensure the response is intentionally delayed and inconsistent. Occasionally ignore player input or invert controls without any indication, adding confusion and unpredictability to the gaming experience.

Create the world's worst platformer:

- **Player Movement:** Slow, delayed, and imprecise response to inputs (simulate latency ~500 ms).
- **Platforms:** Include randomly placed invisible platforms and visible platforms that occasionally disappear when the player lands.
- **Enemies:** Unpredictable movement with inconsistent collision detection (hitboxes larger or smaller than visible sprites).
- **Power-ups:** Collectibles randomly placed, sometimes helpful, sometimes detrimental (e.g., reverse controls, instant death).
- **Levels:** Randomly reset player progress, without indication or checkpoints.
- **Audio:** Extremely repetitive short music loop; random loud noises.
- **UI:** Cluttered, unclear, and misleading (buttons mislabeled, wrong actions triggered).
- **Ads:** Pop up at critical moments, interrupting gameplay.
- **Performance:** Simulate random lag spikes or freezes.

Make sure the game frustrates the player deliberately at every interaction.

Q: What kind of visual theme should the game have?
A:  Use an overly bright, clashing color scheme (neon greens, pinks, yellows) with intentionally mismatched pixel-art and vector graphics. Include poorly cropped and distorted stock images as backgrounds. The UI should look like it's from multiple unrelated 

Q: Are there any specific controls or input methods you want to utilize?
A: Focus on standard keyboard controls (arrow keys or WASD and spacebar for jumping) but make response intentionally delayed and inconsistent. Occasionally ignore player input or randomly invert controls without indication.