创建世界上最差的平台游戏，要求使用英语。

## 玩家移动
- 实现缓慢、延迟且不精确的玩家输入响应，模拟大约500毫秒的延迟。

## 平台
- 添加随机放置的隐形平台和可见平台，当玩家落在上面时可能消失，营造不可预测的环境。

## 敌人
- 设计敌人，要求其移动模式不可预测，碰撞检测不一致，碰撞箱可能大于或小于可见图像。

## 强化道具
- 随机放置收集品，效果各异；有的有帮助，有的有害（例如，反转控制或导致玩家立即死亡）。

## 关卡
- 引入一种机制，让玩家进度在没有警告或检查点的情况下随机重置，增加整体挫败感。

## 音频
- 使用短小且极其重复的音乐循环，并加入随机大声噪音以分散注意力并激怒玩家。

## 用户界面
- 设计一个杂乱且不清晰的界面，包含误导性元素，如标注错误的按钮触发错误操作。

## 广告
- 在关键时刻弹出广告，中断游戏流程并加剧挫败感。

## 性能
- 模拟随机延迟峰值或冻结，破坏游戏流畅性。

## 视觉主题
- 使用过于鲜艳且互相冲突的配色方案，结合霓虹绿、粉红和黄色。加入不协调的像素艺术与矢量图形，以及裁剪不当、失真的库存图片作为背景。

## 控制
- 使用标准键盘控制，如方向键或WASD移动，空格键跳跃，但确保响应刻意延迟且不稳定。偶尔忽略玩家输入或无提示反转控制，增加混乱和不可预测性。

Create the world's worst platformer:

- **Player Movement:** Slow, delayed, and imprecise response to inputs (simulate latency ~500 ms).
- **Platforms:** Include randomly placed invisible platforms and visible platforms that occasionally disappear when the player lands.
- **Enemies:** Unpredictable movement with inconsistent collision detection (hitboxes larger or smaller than visible sprites).
- **Power-ups:** Collectibles randomly placed, sometimes helpful, sometimes detrimental (e.g., reverse controls, instant death).
- **Levels:** Randomly reset player progress, without indication or checkpoints.
- **Audio:** Extremely repetitive short music loop; random loud noises.
- **UI:** Cluttered, unclear, and misleading (buttons mislabeled, wrong actions triggered).
- **Ads:** Pop up at critical moments, interrupting gameplay.
- **Performance:** Simulate random lag spikes or freezes.

Make sure the game frustrates the player deliberately at every interaction.

Q: What kind of visual theme should the game have?
A:  Use an overly bright, clashing color scheme (neon greens, pinks, yellows) with intentionally mismatched pixel-art and vector graphics. Include poorly cropped and distorted stock images as backgrounds. The UI should look like it's from multiple unrelated 

Q: Are there any specific controls or input methods you want to utilize?
A: Focus on standard keyboard controls (arrow keys or WASD and spacebar for jumping) but make response intentionally delayed and inconsistent. Occasionally ignore player input or randomly invert controls without indication.